Porn can be a lonely experience. No, really. After you bust that nut you sometimes realize that you’re just sitting there by yourself covered in cum with Riley Reids horny moans blasting from the headphones on your desk. Not me. I mean, I’ve always got some pussy on standby, but I know it can suck for some of you beta fucks out there. And it doesn’t have to be that way. Everybody gets horny. It’s a fact of life. And there are a fuck ton of people out there who will chat, roleplay, share pictures, and much more with you.
Seriously, it’s not that hard to get nudes from hot bitches or talk dirty with some chick online. You just need to stop messaging chicks you met once at a concert three years ago or some shit. Move on. There are so many chicks and lads out there yearning for some attention. But that all sounds easier said than done. Where do you find all of these horny people? It’s not something that usually comes up in normal conversation.
Of course, I’ve got just the site. Chatzy.com is a chat room site that covers a fuck ton of topics. Since anybody can up and make a room for their friends there could be rooms for just about anything. But that also means there are plenty of porn/sex themed rooms to dive into. Chatzy.com has been around since way, way back in 2002 when sites like this were all the rage. And, unlike other chat rooms, Chatzy has stuck around with a sizeable following of 3-4 million site views every month.
Free to Use Site with a Super Cheap Optional Membership
The homepage is simple. You can start up a chat and send invites to your friends. But the main bonus for this site is that you don’t have to register unless you want to save your room history, join premium rooms, or create premium rooms. Besides those specific options, you can browse the site completely and utterly anonymously. No more worrying about your email being attached to your favorite incest furry themed chat room. Though if you’re in that chat room I think you have more than just being tracked to worry about.
I mentioned premium rooms. The site has a premium membership that is more than reasonable, plus you get three free days of premium as soon as you make a free account. I wish more sites would offer shit like that. If you pay for the entire year the membership will only run you 24 bucks. Yeah, you read that right. That’s cheaper than some sites monthly memberships. Fuck, I go through that much money in condoms and lube every month alone. That’s nothing.
The premium account gives you a few neat bonuses. You can access premium rooms for one thing. This includes rooms one of their most popular rooms on the site “SEXCHATXXX” and other kinky chats like that one. It also allows you to send and receive private messages, gets rid of ads, create unique rooms with customizable URLs, speeds up chats in general, and removes the user cap on created rooms.
Simple Site Design. Search for or Create Your Own Kinky Chat Rooms.
The rest of the homepage has pretty basic shit. There’s a section for looking for new rooms by keyword. If you don’t know where to start they include a few handy suggestions, but I recommend looking up kinks or fetishes you’re into. Odds are you’ll find an active room with kinky fucks just like yourself. There’s a page for the FAQ if you’re new to chat sites. You can view and manage rooms you host, check out the blog, and view all of the commands/emojis available on the site.
But let’s talk about the kinky porn rooms on this site. There are a lot of them. Be warned, there are a fuck ton of furry ones. If you’re into that, then it’s your fucking lucky day, I guess. Otherwise, you might find yourself in yiffing hell. Most fetishes had at least some sort of furry room associated with it. But, don’t worry too much, there are even more regular porn rooms. There are plenty of fun rooms for sharing gifs, videos, and links to all kinds of porn. Hentai, BDSM, incest, and even more taboo shit like ageplay, vore, or scat.
Plenty of Crazy Fetish Rooms for you Kinky Fucks Out There
Though I’d say the most popular rooms are like “SEXCHATXXX.” In these rooms people roleplay, share gifs, sext, masturbate cam-to-cam, call each other for some steamy phone sex, and basically anything and everything to do with fucking. If you don’t want to dish out the cash for premium, then there are plenty of active free rooms to get into as well. They just don’t have all of the same resources as premium users and rooms do.
Each chat will have a set of rules for signing up. Some make you include your age in your username. Others make you pick a color to highlight your favorite kinky fetishes. It all depends. Once you’re in the room you can view who is online over on the right side, a list of room actions and other room-specific features on the left, and the chat will run right on down the middle. Each chat will have a different color scheme and background, so who knows what kind of sexy backdrops you’ll get.
Simple and Easy to Use Mobile Site for Discreet Chatting
The mobile site works great. It’s a pretty simple site, so I would have been surprised if they managed to fuck it up. The only difference is that all the menus get tucked away under drop down menus. Other than that, the site is exactly the same as desktop. No need for zooming in and out each time you want to read a response to a message or click on a sexy image link. It’s the perfect mobile site for stealthy browsing and responding to your current hardcore BDSM roleplay on the go. Since images don’t get automatic previews you don’t have to worry about someone getting nosy about what you’re doing.
ThePornLad’s Favorite Features
My favorite feature about Chatzy.com is the variety of chat rooms to pick from. I didn’t expect the more extreme fetishes to have any sort of active rooms, but there are definitely plenty of options for you freaks. And I like that the site doesn’t try to do more than just host chat rooms. So many other sites mess around with features that they don’t fucking do well. Chatzy sticks to its strengths.
I’d usually talk some shit about their being premium rooms and memberships on a chat based site, but they actually do it well. The membership is cheap. You can still access most of the rooms without it. And they give you a free preview for three whole days. That’s how it's fucking done.
It can be hard to find rooms sometimes. There aren’t really any ways to search for rooms except by plugging in keywords and hoping for the best. Having a list of popular, new, and trending chat rooms would make it easier for people to find what they’re looking for. Even a top 100 list of popular keywords would be great. Being able to view PMs out of the chat room you received them in would be nice. It could be an optional feature if you register an account or something like that. What if I had a good slave play RP going and wanted to keep it up without having to be logged into the chat room at all times?
ThePornLad’s Final Thoughts
Overall, if you’re a fan of chat sites, then this is one of the better ones out there. It’s completely anonymous and free to use. There are a fuck ton of kinky rooms for most fetishes. The user base is fucking huge compared to most other chat sites these days. There aren’t any annoying ads that ruin the experience. The mobile site kicks ass. There’s not much more to say about this one. It’s good and simple like a quicky in the bathroom at the club. Get over to Chatzy.com (often misspelled as "chatsy") and get chatting.