Nothing wrong with meeting up with friends and swapping war stories that might or might not involve opening fire with a prick that could serve as a machine gun, or a flamethrower at the least! Yeah, swapping stories and experiences is life-building and we do that every day at the pub, the office, church, and everywhere else save for the confessional!
But there are fellas who do more than share stories. These guys share smut and some of them call SwapSmut home. Interested in what this site has to offer? Then better tune in to this SwapSmut.com review of mine and get to know if the pussies fellas have been busy sharing on the site belong to your baby mama or your main girlfriend!
Time To Swap The Cum!
Well, the SwapSmut homepage impresses me as does a plate of not-so-clean water offered in a chipped tin cup by a slut with no teeth and a canyon where her pussy should be! The site homepage is a very simple and dated-looking affair with plentiful video thumbnails, tabs, and links.
The login and registration tabs stand at the top right of the page, ready for whatever life has to throw at them. The main tabs are the Videos, Galleries, Upload, Categories, and Menu and there’s a search bar next to the latter. Both the Menu and Category tabs have pull-down menus. Hovering your cursor on the Menu tab gives you options to upload videos, view videos, galleries, blogs, and search for stuff. The Category menu lists featured categories like Amateur, MILF, BBW, and Public, as well as personal ads from site members seeking for who to fuck and love.
So, this site is all about sharing amateur smut, right? Well, there is an option at the top right of the page to sort videos by the latest, or to present all videos, male amateur videos, all galleries, and more. The list of options here is not enough in my opinion.
There’s Love In Sharing Smut!
I am decidedly not a fan of the SwapSmut homepage. I might have said that before, but it bears repeating so there will be no mistake.
Now, the site homepage has a fair assortment of video thumbnails, plus image galleries. But most of the real estate here is taken up by links to other XXX sites like Anal Porn, Cuckold Wife Tube, and Sexy Girlfriend Tube. It is not funny and makes the site look very unprofessional, dated, and unserious.
Of the video thumbnails in existence on the homepage, sample titles include Screwing Around With A Hot Girl, Blowjob Before Ramming Her Arsehole, and Dude Banging My Woman Hard and Deep. Videos are mostly short and finding one that exceeds ten minutes is as hard as bonking a porcupine with a nut crusher where its cunt should be!
Video quality is set and cannot be changed. And quality is low. The video player on the site is one of the most basic. You can rate a video even if you are not signed in, but adding it to your favorites list, flagging it, downloading it, or putting it on your playlist requires that you sign in first. Comments are also supported on videos.
As for picture galleries, well, the images they contain are invariably of low quality and were assuredly taken by amateurs. I couldn't find any that could serve as my desktop wallpaper and I searched hard. Once you click on any image gallery you have to scroll down to see all the images it contains and there are no Next and Previous buttons to hop from one gallery to another.
What I Think of swapsmut
Well, someone will have to press a bazooka against my head and pull the trigger thrice in a row before I can recommend SwapSmut! The site design is an eyesore, the content is of the lowest quality and there really isn’t anything here to grab and hold the attention.